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How Twilight Works →
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American Apologies #25: Stephanie Meyer
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With her cookie-cutter characters, cheap dialog, and little respect for the intellect of women, Stephanie Meyer writes what could only be characterized as terrible fan fiction. The Twilight series has made her one of the most successful American authors today, and the film series based on her books is just as popular. The main character of her series, Bella, is practically...
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Why Breaking Dawn must be made into a movie. →
I couldn’t have said it better myself.
somethingintellectual:
This whole article was freaking brilliant. SPOILER ALERT.
Breaking Dawn is the last and final book in the Twilight series. It’s also the most fucked up when taken a second glance at. Get the popcorn ready!
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Sarah Palin Tweets. Twitterverse entertains.
First of all, Sarah Palin’s twitter is hilarious. Second, she’s on 2,130 lists. Here are some of the funniest titles:
Comedy
Douchebaggery
Consistently Amusing
Category-5-morons (Small minded idiots, liars, media whores and hypocrites)
Dimwits-and-inbreeds (Mentally challenged bottom feeding lowlife of Twitterville)
Funny-people (mostly actors and comedians)...
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Rilo Kiley...Well, okay, I guess so.
peachinbeantown:
Blogger Lauren Leto made a list of what your taste in music says about you.
Here’s some memorable ones that apply to certain people I know…
Lady Gaga: College girls who wear sloppily applied eye makeup on purpose, unrealistically hopeful NYU theater majors.
Vampire Weekend: Your absolutely insufferable summer intern who only got the internship because his dad plays golf with...
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Famous movie quotes as if written by a proper...
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“We must acquire a larger vessel.” - Jaws
“I’m growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.” - Snakes on a Plane
“Toodeloo you ghastly miscreant.” - Die Hard 1,2,3,4
“Please remove your simian appendages from my person, you unwashed gorilla man-thing.” - Planet of the Apes “There is a herptile in my western footwear!” - Toy...
Microsoft Officially Terrifies Me →
Wow, Microsoft, just wow.
(via danstone13)
This girl is pretty freakin' awesome →